Chloe: Because straight people are beyond basic and have no idea, which makes the banality of their romantic lives even funnier. Like oh, you’re having trouble understanding the opposite sex? A guy isn’t calling you? HOW ORIGINAL TELL ME MORE. Also, thanks to internet access, dudes seem to be getting creepy as fuck. Sometimes I just scroll through tinder fails or nice guys of OkCupid or even Reddit and just laugh softly to myself. Finally, DICK PICS. I am delighted to have escaped dick pics. I can’t even express my horror at dick pics. I am convinced that no straight woman has ever genuinely enjoyed getting a dick pic. From what I can tell, they’re all either a. similarly disgusted or b. LYING.
So yeah. That’s why I’m super glad to be gay. Immunity from the dick pic epidemic and an interesting love life.